I am not friendly

I am not mean

It's just that on idle chatter

I am not keen


If you try to talk while

my dog's doing a shit

Don't expect me to be

too thrilled about it


If you try strike up a conversation

While I am in the lift

Don't be surprised

at my conversational thrift


If you tend to natter,

in the corridor, say

Don't be alarmed if

I tell you to go away


I'm not a bad person

Really, I'm not

Just I've better things to do

than talk to all you lot