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WTFaudiobook? Free Sample

Some GBH for your lug holes, a slice of hilarity for those soulless earflaps that sandwich your already befuddled minds. Here is, I hope, something to numb the pain of reality for a bit.

One day, people will buy this. Maybe in the far future, some sexy young person might ask me to provide an audio-autograph in the form of a loud belch for their feed. At present, I just have to fucking pray someone will even listen all the way to the end, perhaps an irl friend out of a misplaced sense of loyalty.

Either way, put it on your podcast spinner and shut up for a bit whilst I get to talk. This is the audiobook trial sample of my best(not)selling book, Ratio, which is all about why I hate Twitter and yet spent 15 years of my life cringing like an amoeba on there. Fun book, really. It’s meant to be FUNNY. Jesus. I don’t even know which one of those words to stress to make it funny so just listen instead and begone with you.

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