Since this is officially my biggest YouTube hit (with over 2,000,000,000 likes!) I’m sharing the godawful lyrics ‘un all now. Here y’are you filthy bastards.

swivelling hips

gyrating thighs

oscilating genitals

churned-up sex

milk oil

male/female froth

explosions, moans

stretched anuses

prolapse innards

expensive yachts

faceless clones

fucking in groups

Video Credits – the song you hear there is the intro from Mr Bungle’s “Girls of Porn” from the self-titled album.

My video description reads: Porn clones make loads of money for spaffing on each other and really it is just a stupid profession. The only thing I like about it is that no one ever got pregnant from making porn, they just got aids.

Why this poem has 2k likes and my other poems got REMOVED for being hateful I have no idea. This one is the worst of them but, you know, so far it’s managed to evade the content ban.